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nucl3arw3ss3l:

My mom is so mean to me

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Don’t trust anybody, life is safer that way.

I trust her, even though she tells me not to.

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lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

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crispyweave:

do she got a booty?

she dooooooooooooooo

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak

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gracefulrebel:

who wouldn’t want this on their blog?

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doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

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